I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
FYI, your girlfriend is on her way to the ER. She tried to balance a bottle of jack on her chest. Smashed toes, blood all over patio. Call her, kinda funny though.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
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