I must be too annoying 4 u.
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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