So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
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