I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
things i am: 1) still drunk 2) still wearing my leopard onesie 3) still gonna make my 9am lecture despite the odds CAN I GET A HIGH FIVE
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
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