How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
I think I found my soulmate. This guy in front of me is yelling about getting laid while holding two beers and texting. I think this is love.
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
Why does my car smell like burnt toast?
I take it you don't remember trying to make grilled cheese with your cigarette lighter...
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