I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
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