what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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