this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
I don't want my vagina anymore.
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
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