college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
I just sneeze out a chunk of leftover pickle I threw up last night. dont you try and tell me your day is going worse
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
You ruined the universe
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