O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
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