is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
everyone is single if you try hard enough
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
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