are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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