Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
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