with your own penis?
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
So this was during drunk golfing. She started wacking me off on the ninth hole and an old couple rolls up next to us. And Says "hey gu- oh my golly" and while my penis is in her hand I'm like "sorry you guys can play through"
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
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