I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
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