I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
My favorite part of the day is the 2 seconds of ignorance you have when you first wake up. Right before you remember where your mouth was last night.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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