After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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