Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
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