Whoa Z and x make the same sound
You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
She announced her abortion via fbk
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
This is drunk me apologizing to sober me in advance.. I am sprry about you're trashed house. Mom an dad will be home by 5 so get up and clean. P.s. Mike is in the closet passed out.
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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