I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
just went to get groceries. a cashier said she saw me last night. i guess i carried a broom back from the party and swept the street the whole walk back...and i claimed to be in the cast of wicked
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
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