PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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