I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
this boner is exhausting
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
I yelled at your uterus for you.
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
