I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
I got to her place and she was petting her cat and pounding vodka out of the bottle. She looked like Dr evil in yoga pants. She's nuttier than squirrell shit.
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
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