Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
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