I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
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