I bet he comes in French.
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
Actions speak louder than pants.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
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