you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
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