I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
you scanned your fake to get into the dorm last night and when the lady told you it was the wrong card you looked at her and said this is who i am thursday night
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
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