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Wipe that smile off your face.
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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