I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
His pick up line was "your one sexy pumpkin, I'd love to carve." Why would you let me go home with him?
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
While leaving the bar with another guy I told the bouncer I was sad his friend had a fiancee
You were drinking Everclear weren't you?
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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