would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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