so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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