Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
Convincing a cop that you have diplomatic immunity is way harder in Dallas than in Serbia. And you get fined for attempted bribery.
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
I'm sobbing to NWA
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
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