Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
You brought string cheese to the strip club
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
Randomize
