I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
At the end of the white elephant exchange, our professor had a big black dildo around her neck and I won a full body dinosaur suit. I could die tomorrow with no regrets.
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
I love you.
Bad choice
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