butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
You're so nebulous sometimes
I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
I just had an epiphany. There is NOTHING TO STOP ME from making cake mix and eating it all instead of making a cake. It feels like my entire life has peaked at this moment.
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
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