And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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