is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
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