He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
You told him he “could park his dick in your garage”.
Well he didn’t. It shouldn’t be this hard to get a penis.
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