And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
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