Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
do you have any idea why i woke up naked spooning my toaster?
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
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