So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
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