Wow so 15 missed calls, a vm AND a text saying come downstairs? ...And where is downstairs? Explain.
True but thats because hes a fetus.
I just woke up in the back of his van. Bring me a sunkist.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
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