I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
This show inspires me to have sex in space
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
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