What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
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