To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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