Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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