So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
My dad just said "fuck circus"
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
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