Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
There's an amish chick decked out in amish clothes on a cell phone staring at me.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
Last night, I accomplished the impossible. I pissed while riding my bicycle home without pissing all over myself. My Dutch friends gave me a round of applause and said I was now the king of holland.
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
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