discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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