scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Dear male population: sorry for being such a dick tease but thanks for paying for my bar tab and drunk food
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
Also, apparently I'm only coherent when I'm drunk sexting. And then I'm grammatically perfect and impressively eloquent.
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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