we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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