Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
I just saw an appointment in my phone called "it's been a month" I think I drunkly did that after I slept with Paul to remind myself to check if I got knocked up... I'm smarter drunk than sober.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
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