You surviving the open bar?
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went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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